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bewilder by N. Griffin February 3, 2005
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Bewilder moment
Will is a guy who is always on his phone trying to level up. We call him bewilder whenever mr. Hammett catches him on it
Bewilder moment by Momento bruh November 18, 2019
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Bewilder-stalked
The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Bewilder-stalked by krojas0 May 6, 2012
Bewildergust
A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.
Bewildergust by mleap February 8, 2010
Bewilderment Chair
Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.
"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"
"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
Bewilderment Chair by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010
Jauregue Bewilderment
when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.
Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”
Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”
Felix: “Si hay.”
Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.
Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”
Felix: “Si hay.”
Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.
Jauregue Bewilderment by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018
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