Hank's definitions

HANK

a fat tub of shit who deletes these definitions because he is insecure

what the fuck is wrong with you hank

by hank November 19, 2003

Ptou

Cool ass girls

Ptou is off the hook

by hank December 5, 2003

fidlam bens

originally used in old new york for poor irish son of a bitch who cant make any money so he steals all he gets

"look at that little fuck"
"yeah, his parents are a couple of fidlam bens"

by Hank November 28, 2004

p-due

wordcock/word

God motherfucking dammit! Who the fuck glued my p-due to my ass while I was asleep?!

by Hank April 4, 2003

Ass face

Someone whose chin looks like someones ass has recently been on it.

Matt's such an ass face. Look's like someone's been shootin' the rim.

by Hank August 23, 2003

punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

by Hank February 1, 2003

solid snake

The most badass soldier you will ever see. Ever.

That genome soldier whipped out his gat, but solid snake was like "whatev" and proceeded to beat the shit out of him.

Everyone wishes they could be as awesome as Solid Snake.

by Hank February 16, 2005