Definitions by TheDoc45

Newfane

A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.

Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?

Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.

Thanks brotha.

Newfane by TheDoc45 January 4, 2018

mcjuggernuggets 

1. (Noun) A reality show on YouTube that stars a kid named Jesse. He vlogs his life, consisting of his older brother and his father destroying his video games. It's speculated by many that it is fake, although he claims it's real.
2. (Noun) A commonly used expression in the YouTube comments section, becoming more and more widespread.

1. Billy: "Hey Paul, have you seen the new McJuggerNuggets video?"
Paul: "The one where his dad throws the Super Nintendo out the window?"
Billy: "No, the one where he woodchips his Wii U."
2. Martha: "Mark, have you seen this video of the UFO picking up thecow?"
Mark: "Yo that crap is faker than McJuggerNuggets."

mcjuggernuggets by TheDoc45 June 26, 2016