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1) A female who lacks the ability to triforce. A female version of a newfag.
2) New female sexual partner.
1) Person A: That cunt can't triforce, what a newfag.

Person B: You mean newcunt.

2) Look at that fine piece, she is going to be my newcunt.
newcunt by vodpod March 22, 2010
Ann Coulter. A whore who will do anything to get attention, and espouses to be a "Christian" while dressing up like a prostitute on morning talk shows while spouting vile expletives at everyone and everything.
That Neocunt claimed Bill CLinton was gay, simply because he wouldnt hit on her bony ass at a Washington party.
neocunt by monkiki July 30, 2006
A disparaging term for a neo-conservative. Derived from neo-con.
Fuck dem neocunts attacking foreign countries.
neocunt by PoopyPoo April 24, 2005
A network cunt, or more specifically a female TV or film executive that a) has little to no production experience but yet somehow b) rose to network power by sleeping her way to the top with looks she no longer possesses and now c) makes decisions based solely on her menstrual cycle
1. The editor stayed overtime to tackle a second round of netcunt edit notes, ironically leading back to a semblance of the original cut.

2. Steve: want to come to the cottage this weekend?
bob: I'd love to but the netcunt thinks the show needs more even geographic distribution.
Steve: what does that even mean?
Netcunt by Antifeminist April 17, 2011

NewCenturion 

An short tempered chat room mod known for his extensive collection of troll scalps.
who is NewCenturion?
NewCenturion by NewCenturion February 6, 2010
The combination of New & Recent. A quick slang version of the two words together.
I have a "NewCent" list of patients that are in need of testing.

I have a "NewCent" menu of the local HotDog Spot that has reopened!
NewCent by DeLisa 2 April 25, 2022

fuck a new cunt up 

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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