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the first one to cum in a jerk circle
whos gonna be the newcum this time?
newcum by sussymongus January 17, 2023
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Newcomb College 

Oldest degree granting women's college in the country. Part of Tulane University of New Orleans, Louisiana. Tulane Uiversity used Hurricane Katrina as an excuss to close this 119 year old institution, inventing monetary excuses to combine Newcomb College and the men's college Tulane College.
Newcomb College is known for their destinctive pottery style.
Newcomb College by leehcar September 17, 2006

Newcummer 



A virgin guy.But who eagerly wants to lose his virginity.



All the Newcummers in the house, Heads up!! Coz here come the girls.

That newcummer's so desperate he'd fuck a cabinet.
Newcummer by krzn October 13, 2008
A Queen who only owns multiple cats. They have their mood swings and they cure them by wrapping their cats in blankets. They are absolutely obsessed with lemongrass tea from PUBLIX supermarket and only PUBLIX. Newcombs acts like they are calm, but in reality they are a pro gamer boy. Newcombs tend to hide their relationships and cosplay with long hair.
Person 1: “Bro who’s that guy with lemongrass tea?”
Person 2: “Don’t worry, he’s just a Newcomb.”
Newcomb by shooter for shotaro January 2, 2022

anton newcombe 

One of modern day psychedelic rock's most influential song writer's. He started the band named "The Brian Jonestown Massacre". He also likes drugs.
That Anton Newcombe sure is a drug fiend........but I must say, his music is rather awesome.
anton newcombe by chris norman August 3, 2007
1) A female who lacks the ability to triforce. A female version of a newfag.
2) New female sexual partner.
1) Person A: That cunt can't triforce, what a newfag.

Person B: You mean newcunt.

2) Look at that fine piece, she is going to be my newcunt.
newcunt by vodpod March 22, 2010

richard newcomer 

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass
richard newcomer by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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