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used by the LAN community in association with "Halo" newblit was created by people with no lives such as the famous "Jake" who dropped out of school to play Halo full-time it describes someone who is garbage at Halo and makes moves such as taking more than 3 shots w/ the SR w/o killing, getting the RL or ES, or guarding the flag in blood gultch with a shotgun inside the base

synonyms: newb, newbian, nub, D.J. Boyd, newblicar of the newb society, newbeano, newbasaur

acronyms: Achilles, SpongeRob, the Jizzer
it describes someone who is garbage at Halo and makes moves such as taking more than 3 shots w/ the SR w/o killing, getting the RL or ES, or guarding the flag in blood gultch with a shotgun inside the base...(Matt Warren)
newblit by YouWillNeverKnow... December 26, 2004
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newbitude 

Newbitude is the obvious unveiling of inexperience with a technology or concept of any kind.

The word is probably a combination of newbie and attitude, i.e., a newbitude shows a newbie attitude.
... including question marks in a search query indicates extreme newbitude -- from Dinosaur Comics, Aug 18, 2009
newbitude by davle August 19, 2009
A person below a newb.
Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.
Newblet by Yamash April 26, 2008
a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.
There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.
newblet by Mark November 8, 2003
A douchebag of a person that is exceedingly annoying to the point where you're forced to vacate the room or slap the douchebag silly.
It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.
I'm going to slap that newblet if he says one more stupid thing.

Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?
newblet by Agent0range May 8, 2014
Newbie, Usually used in online gaming to refer to someone who is new to the game/new to online gaming.
Stop being such a newblet.
newblet by [CRiMSON] September 14, 2004
1. One who lacks combat experience
2. A new player at a game
3. Somebody who does something dumb and costly to a team
1. The newbit got shotzored in teh nutzorz!
2. GET OUR FLAG BAK TO TEH BASE NEWBIT!!
3. DONT SHOOT ME NEWBIT!! IM ON YOUR TEAM!!
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