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1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.
Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.
newsletter by Downstrike August 23, 2005
Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.
Newblet by Yamash April 26, 2008
a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.
There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.
newblet by Mark November 8, 2003
A douchebag of a person that is exceedingly annoying to the point where you're forced to vacate the room or slap the douchebag silly.
It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.
I'm going to slap that newblet if he says one more stupid thing.

Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?
newblet by Agent0range May 8, 2014
Newbie, Usually used in online gaming to refer to someone who is new to the game/new to online gaming.
Stop being such a newblet.
newblet by [CRiMSON] September 14, 2004

Newblets 

Morons whom ruin threads on the FA Forums, art section.
U lix dix wit ha box of trix, no FO this thread is closed
Newblets by Memorex August 12, 2004