Teh

1. A common typo
2. The, spelled in 1337
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Tap

1. To begin to harvest
2. Gently hit or touch
3. Proceed to sex, fuck
4. A type of spigot head
5. A type of water
1. Johnny tapped into the gold mine.
2. Johnny tapped the table.
3. Johnny tapped dat ass!!
4. Johnny used a tap on the keg.
5. Johnny drank tap water and tapped dat ass!!
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Shoot

1. A means of taking drugs
2. To fire a gun or other projectile weapon
3. A light curse word
1. Johnny had to shoot up when he was gettin low.
2. Johnny decided to shoot his dog.
3. Shoot, the damn dog lived. Johnny has bad aim.
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Matrix

1.A form of powerade that tastes like victory
2.To pull off an awesome dodge
1.I drank a bottle of matrix yeasterday.
2.I matrixed the bullets as the cops shot at me!
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Shat

1.One of the past tenses of shit, the other being Shitted
2.Somethin a tea-sippin british panzy would say
Having shat, the british man said, 'Tea time pass the crumpets'
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1337

1. A quantity or amount, number
2. A language used in online gaming
1. I have $1337.00 in the bank.
2. I 0wn j00 n00b! Who'z 1337 N0W??
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Honda

1. A car
2. A vehicle that can form into one of 5 parts of a giant robot to battle evil
3. A poor floatation device
4. A high tech replacement for the bicycle
The honda broke... again...
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