Newark Valley

The whitest town you will ever find. Pretty much everyone is related and there is about 5 families that make up about 50 percent of the population. There is about 1000 people in the whole town and everyone knows each other. Often reffered to as “ Nerk Valley”.

“ You wanna go to Newark Valley”
“ Don’t you mean Nerk Valley”

Newark Valley by Dr. McFullSend April 16, 2019

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Newark valley

Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up

Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉

Newark valley by Nerk_vallian_69 June 18, 2019

newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

newark valley by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016

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Newark Valley

The town of poop butts and vapes. If your in the high school bathroom with out the Juulers your one of a kind. Town of the population of 1500 and most people with severe autism because of incest related causes. And the best Football teams in the country HELL YEAH Ugly cheerleaders,and the most trailer parks in the Tri-State area

Ohh your from Newark Valley. Do you have a Juul I can hit or a autistic daughter I can slam

Newark Valley by Juul master 69 September 9, 2019

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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

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