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A term used to describe someone who has inflicted serious harm upon them-self through clumsiness and stupidity.
Laura was day dream when she tripped off the curb and Newark'd her face into the floor.
by L fido July 04, 2013
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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