New Years revolution 

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.

Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.

New Years revolution by Logan R white January 10, 2011

late new years revolution 

Making up a new years revolution exactly two months and six days after new years.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

late new years revolution by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

late new years revolution 

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

late new years revolution by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

New Years Resolution 

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

New Years Resolution by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

New Years Resolution Resolution 

What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.

Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.

Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.

New Years Resolution Resolution by CITR96 December 26, 2010

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

New Years Resolutionaries by fightthepower January 5, 2010

New Years Resolution 

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

New Years Resolution by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015