nevernude 

Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.

"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"

nevernude by darcysloveslave October 24, 2004

nevernude 

Some one who refuses to be completly in the nude even when bathing or when having sex.

Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers

nevernude by posiden56 February 22, 2011

cranial nevernude 

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

cranial nevernude by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

NeverNever Land

A world of fantasy we enter in our dreams. Metallica sung about it in their hit single, Enter Sandman.

"Exit light, enter night,
Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land!"

NeverNever Land by Vince May 17, 2004

NeverNever Land

An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.

Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.

Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.

NeverNever Land by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

never nude 

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

never nude by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005

never nude 

Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.

Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.

never nude by Mike Smith November 26, 2004