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you would never guess what happened 

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

you'll never guess what happens next 

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.
A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next

Neverness to Everness

A game developed by Hotta Studio (a subsidiary of Perfect World Games) from China. It is basically the anime version of GTA. Characters include the MC, Mint, Nanally, Fadia, etc. It has already been a week since its global release. Shortened form is NTE.
Guy: Have you heard of Neverness to Everness?
Girl: Yeah, I have. Can't wait to see how it goes as I bought my new gaming laptop!