One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."
by PaSaVaBa January 8, 2005
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Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.
Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.
by Mike Smith November 27, 2004
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A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.
Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
by Dominik92 March 16, 2008
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Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.
Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.
by SaV January 8, 2005
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An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
by Red John's Friend October 9, 2019
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