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One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."
by PaSaVaBa January 07, 2005
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Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.
"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"
by darcysloveslave October 24, 2004
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Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.
Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.
by Mike Smith November 26, 2004
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Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.
Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.
by SaV January 08, 2005
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An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
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A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.
Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
by Dominik92 March 15, 2008
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