nevernaut 

1. Nevernaut games, an online website for in-browser games
2. A person who is never going to be an astronaut.

When I was 3, I wanted to be an astronaut. When I turned 7, I realized I was doomed to be a nevernaut, so I started playing nevernaut games in my ancient (then modern) Internet Explorer 6 browser.

nevernaut by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Neverlution 

The act of getting off your ass and doing something to bring your country back to its glory days were people didn't blame their problems on immigrants, voted for their country no matter the weather and not just voting for American Idol or Americas Got Talent, and when parents actually acted like parents and did not let their kids be assholes at the age of 5; because it is going to hell and your tired of living in it the way it is now. Inspired by Christopher Titus's Neverlution.

Man Christopher Titus's Neverlution makes me want to get off my ass and do something to actually improve this country!

Neverlution by ForbidenProdigy July 6, 2011

nevernude 

Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.

"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"

nevernude by darcysloveslave October 24, 2004

nevernacular 

A condition that renders the afflicted to speak without regard for proper pronunciation, grammar, or even using words that exist. This condition often leads to outrageous pronunciations of coworker's names.

Jeff, the depliction of malapropian health and 4-wheeler money, often exersizes his bolsterous nevernacular to degredate and impinge the English laguage.

nevernacular by N. T. Kryste September 26, 2007

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010

Neverpants 

People, most commonly men, who wear shorts year round, despite cold weather that befits pants. The shorts they don are likely to be ill-fitting, knee-length or longer, denim "jorts" or cargo style khaki. They almost exclusively live in non-tropical environments, and most often in a dark basement.

I almost swiped right, until I noticed he was wearing long jean shorts in all of his pictures, and I could never date a neverpants!

Neverpants by Takethehypotenuse April 26, 2022

neveraury 

Not ever going to happen this month or the next

I will get a hold of you neveraury

neveraury by baby momomo March 26, 2016