Definitions by Takethehypotenuse

Neverpants 

People, most commonly men, who wear shorts year round, despite cold weather that befits pants. The shorts they don are likely to be ill-fitting, knee-length or longer, denim "jorts" or cargo style khaki. They almost exclusively live in non-tropical environments, and most often in a dark basement.

I almost swiped right, until I noticed he was wearing long jean shorts in all of his pictures, and I could never date a neverpants!

Neverpants by Takethehypotenuse April 26, 2022