neveraury

Not ever going to happen this month or the next

I will get a hold of you neveraury

by baby momomo March 26, 2016

neveruary

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."

From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."

by Scott August 3, 2004

Neveruary

The act of someone saying that they're gonna do something that they have no intention of ever doing. ie getting that sweet tattoo, asking that hot chica out.

Mike " I'm gonna be getting my tattoo soon"
Bob "Yeah I heard your getting it in Neveruary

by Rustolla November 4, 2009

Nevruary

A fictional date that will never ever happen.

I will get married again on the first of Nevruary.

by Fantricia35 June 13, 2016

Neverary 32nd

Never; A non-existant date

After the band split up, they members told the label their new album would be released Neverary 32nd,

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Neveruary

After months of being short staffed, we asked (sarcastically) when will the new hires start? Neveruary? It means a time when something is not going to happen.

If someone has been waiting on something and it seems like it isn't going to ever happen, but someone sarcastically comments..."It'll happen in the month of Neveruary."

by Trenda Turk April 18, 2004

Neveruary

The month when you’re absolutely definitely 100% going to do those really important things you’ve been putting off. Actually, the worst possible month to get anything done.

When you gon get a job?’
“Soon, honey, in Neveruary.

by David Ch... May 1, 2020