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didn't
i nevered seen a bear
nevered by zackeryjojo January 13, 2009
Oh man, I got beat 66-21 in NCAA football.

Shit dawg, you got Nemered!
Nemered by Huddy6969 February 1, 2009

Neverending menstruation syndrome 

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
Passing out from excessive drinking while in Japan and having your friends insert an eel in your rectum.
I cannot believe how much he is drinking tonight. He should get nemered if he gets as sloppy as I think he is going to get.
Nemered by Huddy6969.2 May 2, 2010

Neverending Chain of Mailmen 

Spongebob once asked this question on his show, and ever since then, this is the question that everyone has been asking lately:

"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Nobody really knows the answer, except, of course, for the mailmen themselves, but they choose to keep the answer confidential for some unknown reason. Or maybe they just never got around to answering it.

The next time you see your mailman, please ask them this question. =)
"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Neveryday 

1. If you never do something, you do it neveryday
DR LENNY: have you been taken your pills?
BRUCE: Yeah! i've been taking them neveryday.
Neveryday by sotellrachelo February 25, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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