Someone who's never been punched in the face 

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

Someone who's never been punched in the face by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021

never connected's 

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

never connected's by Slobadon January 15, 2014

It's Never Yetis 

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.

Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis

It's Never Yetis by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. 

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

my bro's would never hit you up 

yes they will!

ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe

my bro's would never hit you up by im.tired January 11, 2023

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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

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This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022