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I'm stupid

Yes you are stupid. Lazy over weight type of stupid
Why did you searched up I'm stupid?
by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022
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std

A thing used in C++. It's short for standard
1 example:
#include <iostream>

int main(){

std::cout << "Hello World";
}

2 example
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main() {

string ans;

cout << "Hello ";

cin >> ans;

if (ans == "Pornhub"){

cout << "Really?";

} else if (ans == "World"){

cout << "Yes";

} else {

cout << "nice try";

}
}
// Shit code I know
by Notmelol123 June 6, 2022
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Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?
by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022
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goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition
Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?
by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022
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The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics
The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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