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std

A thing used in C++. It's short for standard
1 example:
#include <iostream>

int main(){

std::cout << "Hello World";
}

2 example
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main() {

string ans;

cout << "Hello ";

cin >> ans;

if (ans == "Pornhub"){

cout << "Really?";

} else if (ans == "World"){

cout << "Yes";

} else {

cout << "nice try";

}
}
// Shit code I know
by Notmelol123 June 6, 2022
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turi ip ip ip

A song by the name of Electro-Light - Symbolism. This is a first line of lyrics, and these types of lyrics can be gathered by listening to the song by different perspective (for example Avicii - Levels, aauuughsomtims igongotfeling yeah). Usually used in rap battle memes.
Joe (Electro-Light - Symbolism):
turi ip ip ip
ip ip ip ip tsha ik
ip tura ip ik
eugh eugh isha ik turisha

Mama (Calvin Harris - Summer):
Wenomechainsama
Tumajarbisaun
Wifenloof
Eselifterbraun
by Notmelol123 June 9, 2022
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She stretched like that on purpose

YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'
'She stretched like that on purpose' is a video whenever you search for something on YouTube
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics
The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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How to dislike

Look for thumbs down, then click on it
How to dislike. If you dislike this perfect definition, you are a fucking retard
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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