Netwank
Guy who goes to adult sites to read funny commentaries.
Person with these interests is called netwanker.
Person with these interests is called netwanker.
Words you can keep
netwank
When you are taking notes in school, and you are thinking of a penis, and writing network. even tho the a and n in wank are not even near the o and the r.
netwank by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004
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Social Netwank
The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.
Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
Social Netwank by TnG October 12, 2015
social netwanking
1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own ego for self-gratification, through the use of online social networking media
2. self-gratification by (i) maintaining a presence within online social networks and (ii) believing that having online "friends" or "followers" means you are actually popular
2. self-gratification by (i) maintaining a presence within online social networks and (ii) believing that having online "friends" or "followers" means you are actually popular
Social netwanking was his favorite pastime, so Jim didn't believe that playing with yourself on facebook can make you go blind until it was too late...
social netwanking by Antisocial Networker October 23, 2009
Social Netwanker
One who relentlessly trawls through myspace and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Once found the netwanker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.
Social Netwanker by Rudonja July 30, 2007
Social Netwanking
1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.
Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?
Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.
Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.
Social Netwanking by FS2460 February 15, 2010
Netwalker
A deranged but awesome alcoholic faggot who is quite the prick in real life.Approach with caution or befriend with liquor.
Netwalker by Kilgharrah December 27, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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