netting'd

1) to miss work frequently, making your peers workload greater

a) Man, like five people netting'd today and I have to do 17 TPS reports

by fuckstick September 25, 2003

Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

by Caresters October 3, 2008

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Russian Nesting Doll

A person, most commonly female, who is or was a Russian national that has resided in numerous countries to attain numerous citizenship papers, work visas, passports, education, and has a framework of identities, which could even include people for assisting in manipulating the mindset of others over the long-term, to achieve a goal to eventually marry (and possibly divorce) for devious reasons, most likely financial.

Joe: "My Russian neighbor's American girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful woman from the UK. She's from London, England and just moved to New York. Her name is Ann Chapman has a Russian accent, well educated, and has been all over the world! I think I want to marry her."

Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"

by Username_00001 May 31, 2019

russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.

when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.

by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017

Russian Nesting Doll

When 3 or more men form a sex line. Creating a man inside a man, inside a man.

I ran into the Tucker at Urge last night. Me, him, and five other dudes did a Russian Nesting Doll in the bathroom. It was 'eh'.

by Thirtyfivecentwings November 15, 2010

Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.

"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"

by dietdrpete June 6, 2023