netoholic

Person addicted to the internet and is adept at all of it's aspects

A netoholic needs their connected fix morning, afternoon, evening, and especially at night. If you have never surfed from sunrise to another sunrise and overwhelmed your operating system at least once in that period-- you don't qualify.

by The Leon March 13, 2010

Netopolis

The central hub of technology and innovation, a place where progress is postmodern; websurfers seek sagacious words from the Oracle that dwells there.

Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."

by waldosziak March 7, 2012

Negaholic

Worse than a Negative Nancy, or Debbie Downer. This person is excessively negative, even during the happiest of times. They find themselves completely incapable of being positive. Some might call them pessimists, but they are much worse. They seem to be addicted to negativity.

My hubby is the biggest negaholic EVER! I surprised him with a new flatscreen tv for his birthday. Instead of smiling and hugging me, he instead frowned and asked how much I spent on it since he was planning on buying a new hard drive for his computer with our extra dough. Then he frowned some more because he realized he was another year older.

by borntomakestuff January 24, 2010

Netcoholic

someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly.

you : man, I see you online 24/7.
me : yeah, I'm netcoholic. take me out to a free dinner?

by 3eggs January 30, 2009

neomolican

Someone who eats shit

aka: Greg, Eric Girling, or Bethany

Greg is such a fat neomolican; fuk that kid Fr.

by Sally0669 December 15, 2022

netaholic

a web adiction,it's a person who live always online,on her phone,pc, or laptop he have a string adiction to all network.

-jimmy ,past 20 hours a day online.waouuu! he s a netaholic

by hermannes May 23, 2009

Nomoholic

Someone who is addicted to the use of the word 'nom'. Used constently, and ends up getting annoying to most people.

"So, how was your day today?"

"Nom, nom, nom."

"Is that bad?"

"Nom, nom, nom."

"Fine, be that way! Don't answer me!"

"NOM...NOM...NOM!"

*Person A walks away, while shouting "You're such a nomoholic!"*

by The Nomoholic January 19, 2010