A netoholic needs their connected fix morning, afternoon, evening, and especially at night. If you have never surfed from sunrise to another sunrise and overwhelmed your operating system at least once in that period-- you don't qualify.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.