Netcoholic Share definition Flag someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly. you : man, I see you online 24/7. me : yeah, I'm netcoholic. take me out to a free dinner? Netcoholic by 3eggs January 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Netcoholic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch