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Netflicted 

Being netflicted she only gets about four hours of sleep at night.
Netflicted by MDTidAZ October 1, 2021

Netflixated 

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Netflixated by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018

Netflintervention 

when a group of family/friends/people who care about you and your well-being, sit you down and have a long talk about your incessant netflixing.
Honey, we love you, but we need to have a netflintervention. It's been weeks since we've seen you and we're worried.

Netflixed 

When a perfectly good show or series with excellent character arcs and development suddenly introduces new characters with no purpose other than to satisfy SJW's.
The first 3 seasons were amazing storytelling, but it got Netflixed in the 4th.
Netflixed by Bionomicon February 2, 2021

netflices 

plural form of a netflix disc or mailer.
I watched so many netflices my eyes bugged out!
Will you put these netflices in the mail for me?
netflices by vanjulio October 7, 2005

Netflixcted 

One who is addicted and on a binge viewing an online series or set of episodes from beginning to end without stop.
Forget about asking Felicia to join us 'cause she's Netflixcted to "Real Housewives" online for the foreseeable future.
Netflixcted by SeanDogg21 January 6, 2014