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Nervous Flyer Handshake 

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
Nervous Flyer Handshake by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

nervouscited 

When you are nervous about something, but at the same time excited about it.
I am looking foward to my wedding and also nervous about it, I am nervouscited.
nervouscited by Julesalisious October 12, 2013

Brother Nero 

A name created by Matt Hardy best used to describe a unfaithful traitor(namely Jeff Hardy)
Brother Nero shall be deleted from the history books.
Brother Nero by Señor Benjamin August 26, 2016
A one of a kind, fantastic girl. The girl who can always make you laugh. She's crazy, amazing, caring, artistic, and just plain wonderful. She's beautiful and unique. Tends to have random obsessions. Neroli will be the person who makes you smile when you feel terrible, and makes you laugh until you can't breathe. Has an amazing taste in music. Is not afraid to be completely herself, and was born to stand out. Respects herself, and is completely comfortable in her own skin. Has a way of making everyone around her feel happy. Neroli will be totally mental sometimes but at least she will never be afraid to be crazy. Because she doesn't care if stupid people judge her. It would be their loss. All around beyond amazing.The best friend you will ever have.
"Wow, what is that girl doing? People are looking"
"Must be a Neroli, she's weird but she's so cool I wish I was her."
"Man, you're right. I'm jealous now, that girl seems awesome!"
Neroli by thepersonwhoisreally cool November 25, 2011

Nervous Boner 

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
Nervous Boner by kronic Illness February 22, 2009

nervous nub syndrome 

In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.
We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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