nervious

the act of feeling Nervio- an intense and fleeting desire to hurt, squash, bite or otherwise injure something you find adorable or an intense love towards.

I'm feeling really nervious. I love you so much I want to bite your face off!

by zoe brock January 11, 2009

nervious

Nervous and envious. Etymology: portmanteau.

He saw the other driving the enormous Rolls Royce, in a collision course with him — he was very nervious.

by Jim Lands November 7, 2009

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

nervouscited

When you are nervous about something, but at the same time excited about it.

I am looking foward to my wedding and also nervous about it, I am nervouscited.

by Julesalisious October 12, 2013

Nervous Boner

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

by kronic Illness February 22, 2009

nervous nub syndrome

In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.

We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.

by falcon176 March 28, 2008

nervous shits

When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.

Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?

It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.

by M Dolla November 6, 2013