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nerdy turd 

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.
"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"
nerdy turd by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005
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Nerd Turd 

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.
Nerd Turd by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011

Nerd turd burglar 

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.
"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"
Nerd turd burglar by Clarice December 3, 2003

Nerd turd 

Someone who is very smart but acts goofy or immature when bored at work.
There is a person at work who was being a nerd turd today.
Nerd turd by ms2prissy August 20, 2008

Nervy Turd 

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
Nervy Turd by Texas Four November 30, 2010

turd nerd 

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

nerd turding 

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding
nerd turding by peaches87 April 14, 2010
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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