When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.
Paul: what happened to brandon?
Mike: you didn't hear?
Paul: no what?
Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide
Paul: OMG that's terrible!
Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen
Paul: fuck you steve jobs