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Noffed
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011
neofetch
A bloated system-info script for Linux, it's legally required to be in every Linux desktop screenshot in existence. A majority of its users don't notice that there's a configuration file to turn certain stats on & off.
neonfox
1. a specific aurora borealis that goes over the Laplands, mainly the colour red.
2. a diety said to appear before someone as they stare at a bright light including (And not limited too) the sun, strobe lighting, flash bomb or a television screen. it's often the warning point to someone before they go blind.
3. a trance hallucination where in cases, people see a blurred streak of light and to them, it appears to be moving.
4. to be clever at a physical science
2. a diety said to appear before someone as they stare at a bright light including (And not limited too) the sun, strobe lighting, flash bomb or a television screen. it's often the warning point to someone before they go blind.
3. a trance hallucination where in cases, people see a blurred streak of light and to them, it appears to be moving.
4. to be clever at a physical science
1. For a good 25 minutes, neonfoxes lit up the night sky over Sweden.
2. I'm glad that neonfox showed up when it did, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find my way out of that rave.
3. I had to calm Ganges down, apparently he'd been seeing neonfoxes and was starting to become paranoid.
4. In chemistry everyone wants to be my partner; apparently I'm the neonfox there.
2. I'm glad that neonfox showed up when it did, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to find my way out of that rave.
3. I had to calm Ganges down, apparently he'd been seeing neonfoxes and was starting to become paranoid.
4. In chemistry everyone wants to be my partner; apparently I'm the neonfox there.
neonfox by Fox In a Trance June 28, 2009
Neffed the Meeting
To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.
Neffed the Meeting by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.