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negrotiate 

haggling over the price of an item that you can not afford no matter what the price
That man was trying to negrotiate on a waterfront house and he doesn't even have a job
negrotiate by upset realtor November 18, 2006

Negrotypical 

(adj) 1. Typical of negro behavior
2. A way to describe cutural behavior in African-Americans
Shanaqueqa got her hair did in negrotypical fashion.
Lil' Flippa got a fried chicken leg at the sto', that's so negrotypical.
Negrotypical by ThaWhiteDevil September 17, 2012

negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans
Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

Negrotomist 

n. BHSc

Professional person, qualified in performing a negrotomy.

Negrotomists are responsible for maintaining a regular and fluid application of negrolysis.

Negrotomists are referred on for a negrotomy by a negrologist.
"The negrotomist will give you an initial application of 2-5-6 Delta-Hydride Moxytrophaline Helix then proceed with the electrical genotypical administration."

"I qualified from A.U.T. as a negrotomist in 1997"
Negrotomist by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Niggotopia

An ancient city created by niggers where they hide their stolen loot, such as white peoples' wallets and purses and such. This is pretty much the asshole of the universe, smells like an 80 year old drunk's left armpit, and has all the chicken you could ever ask for.
Jamal: Nigga fuck dis shiz I'm goin back to Niggotopia where I belong

Peter: Oh my goodness! That nigger stole my wallet!

Audrey: You'll never see it again. Didn't you hear him? He's going to Niggotopia.
Niggotopia by Lord Berdahl January 12, 2008

negrotiation 

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.
Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.
negrotiation by panda_face October 6, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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