negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans

Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

negrotiation by Henry Robinson May 17, 2007

negrotiation 

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

negrotiation by panda_face October 6, 2008

Negrotiation 

a negotiation of some sort between two African Americans

Billy: "Are those two black guys having a drug deal over there?"
Joel: "I think they're having a negrotiation."

Negrotiation by Joel Zimmerman July 8, 2012

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

negrociating

when black people are talking to each other or trying to make a deal

leave them black folk alone they're negrociating

negrociating by googleaim December 24, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists 

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

Negotiating with terrorists by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009