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Niggotopia

An ancient city created by niggers where they hide their stolen loot, such as white peoples' wallets and purses and such. This is pretty much the asshole of the universe, smells like an 80 year old drunk's left armpit, and has all the chicken you could ever ask for.
Jamal: Nigga fuck dis shiz I'm goin back to Niggotopia where I belong

Peter: Oh my goodness! That nigger stole my wallet!

Audrey: You'll never see it again. Didn't you hear him? He's going to Niggotopia.
Niggotopia by Lord Berdahl January 12, 2008

negrotopia 

the land of the negros
guy #1: hey man, wanna go to negrotopia?
guy #2: hell no i have negrophobia!
negrotopia by LauraOG August 16, 2009

Niggertopia 

A land in which niggers dwell and live out happy lives. Believed to be bountiful in fried chicken, watermelon and food stamps.
Taiwanna and Jamel yearned for a day when they would leave the ghetto and arrive in niggertopia.
Niggertopia by Staphknee October 19, 2008

niggotiate 

An act of bargaining that transcends color or race. Typically, this is done at fast food restaurant chains where one individual will attempt to get something extra at no expense. Sometimes it is used as a tool to impress one's date with supposed foraging abilities.
Always utilized at everyone else's expense, to include the poor schmuck behind the counter who will undoubtly spit in the food.
**Made famous by Chris Rock's character in "Gonna Get You Sucka".**
Man in line- "What the hell is he doing"?
Woman in line- "He trying to tell the guy that he wants the fries from the number 1, and the sandwich from the number 4".
Man in line- "Hey, stop trying to niggotiate and order your fucking food"!

niggatopia 

An ancient city that is supposedly hidden beneath Nigeria

a eutopia for niggers that love to eat bananas..watermelon..ribs gritz!
fried chicken and drink koolaid and dont forget the grape soda
Hey Jeb, did you hear about that nigger colony called niggatopia?
niggatopia by niggerboy2011 March 18, 2011

nigrotopia 

A combination of the word Nigger and utopia.

An imaginary place where niggers want to live (or perhaps one day dream to go to)
Nigger: "Mea(translation= man), you know what I'm saying, mea, f*ck that shii (=shit) mea; Me an' my bro's (=other black nigger beings) wanna get some shii, mea, you know wha' I'm saying mea, but we broke like a nigga (=black man), mea!"

Nigger two: "Nigga, tha aint shit mea, this nigga right hea (=here), can't even do some dope (=drugs)mea!"

Nigga 3: "Sounds like you guys needs to visit nigrotopia; a place where all the rich whiteys (=rich white people) live, you can steal tv's and stuff mea; nigrotopia is tha place to be!"

Granny nigger:"What tha fuck are you all doing here! Gaa(=God) wills fucking send you to fuck hell, shit whits! Nigrotopia is in heaven where Gaa is, now repent o' die, nigga! Gaa aint liking yo do that shii hea, y'all hea me?!
One day I'll go to nigrotopia, and the'e 'll bee ma nigga brothas and sistas"
nigrotopia by Fukaface! January 20, 2011

Niggertopia 

SEND THAT NIGGER BACK TO NIGGERTOPIA!
Niggertopia by Pwned That Koala February 14, 2009
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