negligeence 

Irresponsible behavior dat involves wearing a skimpy nightgown.

If you don't want guys to hit on you, da last thing ya'll wanna do is commit voluntary negligeence!

negligeence by QuacksO October 18, 2021

nigligence 

a racial slur of sorts, typically referring to a black person being negligent.

"Lamar lives in the Ghetto. Lamar is black. Lamar left the car in neutral, and it rolled down the hill, killing two people, injuring seven, and taking out a fire hydrant. Lamar is showing nigligence."

nigligence by Shawnxxxxxxxxnxxxxx November 3, 2007

nigligence 

When a black man has sex but doesn't wear a condom (pretty much all the time). This leads to accidental pregnancy.

Tyrone: I tapped Latoya 'bout a month ago & now the bit's sayin' she's pregnant.
DeAndre: Did you wear a glove?
Tyrone: Hell no! The glove don't fit!
DeAndre: That's some mad nigligence, yo.

nigligence by em=me June 24, 2011

Window of negligence 

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

Window of negligence by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

Negligencia 

A class of elites who have no sense of noblesse oblige. They blithely govern or advocate for their own benefit while negligently allowing the lower classes and/or society's critical infrastructure to degrade.

That Senator is a fine specimen of the Negligencia. He always votes against increasing highway and education spending.

Negligencia by Bruce Amiata October 23, 2010

negligeent 

When you answer the door or walk by open windows in your negligee.

She opted to throw a towel over her skimpy night gown lest someone catch her in a moment of negligeence.

negligeent by hothotgeek November 22, 2004

Negligence 

Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.

Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."

Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."

Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."

Negligence by Hym Iam May 18, 2022