Negatively-necessary

Something, someone, or some event that is so unnecessary that it becomes necessary.
It is effectively a way of allowing you to be a total dick, for no reason, and when questioned about your unnecessary outburst you can shrug it off as being negatively-necessary.
Negatively-necessary is in fact negatively-necessary itself.

Example 1
Marcus 'Wtf Ben why did you draw that dick and label it Marcus, what did I ever do to you?'
Richard 'Yeah dude, that was totally unnecessary.'
Ben 'It was so unnecessary it was negatively-necessary.'
Marcus 'Oh, fairplay.'

Example 2
Unnecessary censorship has become so unnecessary it is now necessary for entertainment, unnecessary censorship is negatively-necessary.

Negatively-necessary by BCCOKFCUK June 9, 2009

Negatively Inclined observation

Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.

"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.

Negatively Inclined observation by Rich Longley April 30, 2006

Negative Reality Inversion 

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

negative creep 

An underrated song by Nirvana found on their first album, "Bleach".

"Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more..."

negative creep by Miles Ellis February 24, 2005

negative skillz 

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.

guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"

negative skillz by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Negative Camber 

JDM Hellaflush wheel alignment, makes your car look like a hovercraft and handle like complete shit.

"Yo bro peep my hellaflush stance on the civic"
"You fucking idiot, thats too much negative camber"

Negative Camber by the gster09 July 30, 2013

hard negative 

“Hard negative”: When someone responds to a statement, situation, or question with a hurtful or strongly negative comment.

Tim, telling me I won’t win a game this season, is “hard negative” man.

hard negative by Adam8909x September 2, 2021