Needling 

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.

Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"

Needling by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010

needling 

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

needling by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009

Needling 

When one with a needle dick gets completely out of control. Completely out of line. Needling to the extreme.

The needle man is needling around out of control

Needling by Dennmoney March 3, 2011

needling the hole 

the act of taking something the width and diameter of a pencil, and shoving it down your urethra

the internet video kids in a sandbox features great needling the hole action!

needling the hole by Kiwiz23 June 11, 2009

Needling the weiner 

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.

He just randomly started needling the weiner.

Needling the weiner by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010

Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.

Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?

Dry Needling by Ihateemail December 9, 2019

nerdling 

A offspring of a nerd & nerdette

Look! Melvin & Myra has a little nerdling of thier own!

nerdling by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009