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Needham is a town southwest of Boston with about 1 bank per household. Its teenage population consists of mostly burnouts, rich chicks and jocks. Needham is so boring that the cops don't have anything better to put in the police blotter than "Baked Goods Mistaken For Weapons" and "Truck Backs Into Gift Shop."
Needham does have crazy parties, though.
Needham by needhamite December 28, 2005
something you say when someone sneezes or coughs.
*sitting in class*
"achhoooo"
"needham"
Needham by alabasken braxsen jr November 23, 2011
A town in where all people fit into three categories and most of the population is white and rich:
1) stoners and druggies
2) JAPs and jocks
3) stuck up rich kids who think they are cool but then get out and realize juicy can't help them there.

Needham is also known as Weedham.
"let's go to needham to get some stuff"
Needham by a needhamite May 13, 2005
Needham is a town that many people judge because it is overall a wealthy town. The stereotypes that everyone is a jock, stoner, or popular jew name only some kids. Overall there are a lot of really chill people who understand their privilege and are totally open to meeting new people and experiencing new things. Every town has the rich bitches and the jocks not just needham. Anyone who says we have a bunch of douchebag jocks is just jealous because Needham is great at sports and has an intense sense of school pride because we pretty much own everyone. Everyone smokes weed everywhere and Needham is just an extension of that. Everyone just chills at McDonalds drunk and high on the weekends. Every bad definition of Needham comes from someone from wellesley because they are our rivals. Haters will hate.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Needham
Person 1: Oh Damn thats pretty chill.
Needham by realtalk1235 December 3, 2011
A suburb bordering South-West Boston, MA. Due to it being a fairly well off community but still close to the city there is a high amount of drugs, especially marijuana (nicknamed Weedham). The town has a mix of different races, although majority is white. Needham is known for its high school sports including football and hockey.
The downside about it is that since it is out of the hustle and bustle of the city, the police pretty much just try to bust kids for smoking.
Overall, it is a friendly town where everybody blazes.
"We're headed over to Needham to pick up some of that dank bud"
Needham by localponcho May 7, 2008
A town southwest of Boston. This town is full of white rich kids who get whatever they want. Also known as weedham because if the crazy parties and amount of drugs. If you can't afford at least a 1.5 million dollar house and a Range Rover for all your kids you can't live there.
Where do you live?
Needham
You must be a rich jock
Needham by Anonymous 555 April 2, 2017
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