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Nedine
The most beautiful, fun, amazing and intellectually inclined girl in the world. She is funny, silly and brings hope to others. She shits rainbows and make people wish they had her awesomeness.
Nedish
Nedish by IOnlyMadeThisAccountForNedish June 9, 2014
Nexiosus
A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.
In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.
Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.
In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.
Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
Nepiophile
Yet another rebrand of pedophilia; yet apparently is supposed to mean attraction to toddlers and infants.
Sane Person: Pedophiles don't deserve sympathy.
Pedophile: I'm a nepiophile! There's a difference!
Sane Person: <Google's it> That is sick. Get some help!
Pedophile: I'm a nepiophile! There's a difference!
Sane Person: <Google's it> That is sick. Get some help!
Nepiophile by Nikolai5 October 11, 2019
Nedim
Nedim a name of Arab descent meaning a trusty and loyal friend.
People with this name are mysterious and tend to intrigue people around them.
They are deep minded and have a good memory when it comes to a lot of things.
They like the small things in life.
Shy yet very interesting when u get to know them.
They enjoy music and poetry.
P.S They are complete idiots when it comes to messing around with people.
People with this name are mysterious and tend to intrigue people around them.
They are deep minded and have a good memory when it comes to a lot of things.
They like the small things in life.
Shy yet very interesting when u get to know them.
They enjoy music and poetry.
P.S They are complete idiots when it comes to messing around with people.
Nedko
A really cool and popular guy
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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