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a smart person who plays dumb.
That girl is such a nerdiot!
nerdiot by Anonymous55555555 July 10, 2005
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Someone whomst is an dumb but smart at the same time. They usually are dumb as fuck most of the time, but are smart sometimes. They can be unbelievingly stupid one minute then really intelligent the next minute.
Nick: "You're dumb and smart, that means you're a nerdiot!"
Mike: "Wh-huh-what the fuck is a nerdiot?"
nerdiot by Crabics February 12, 2021
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n. 1. a person who has a working understanding of nerd-like fields of expertise, but is unable to actually nerd-out fully.
2. a person who has streched their nerdy abilities too far and needs to call in a nerd for the assist.
I know that Gandalf is in "Lord of the Rings", but I'm too much of a nerdiot to know which guy he is.

I know that I want to display tweets with a specific hashtag on a webpage, but I don't know the best widget to do that... I'm such a nerdiot.
nerdiot by Avehart October 19, 2010
1. A person of considerable nerdy intellect who, despite their knowledge in tech, gaming, science, or other niche fields, frequently makes laughably poor decisions—often within those same domains.

2. A person with deep, specialized knowledge in a subject, yet who consistently exhibits a profound lack of common sense or basic life skills.
1. "He built a nuclear reactor in Minecraft but electrocuted himself rewiring a lamp. What a nerdiot."
2. "She can code in 12 languages but tried to microwave tea in a metal mug. Classic nerdiot move."
nerdiot by beviled July 17, 2025
Used as a word to define a person that no one likes online or in real life.

The NERD part comes from having no life because no one likes you, the BOT part comes from only playing with bots on counter-strike because no one likes that person online either.
"What a nerdbot!"
nerdbot by eMan April 27, 2004

nerdrotica 

A tongue in cheek term coined my webcomic writer R. K. Milholland circa 2004 in his webcomic 'Something Positive'. The word encompasses erotica specifically directed at nerds, geeks and other socially challenged more comfortable interacting with the oposite sex only in their mind. Nerdrotica combines the traditional pursuits of nerd-dom with sex in all its forms.
A scantily clad lovely women talking in a seductive voice about the inherent value of AD&D over the original box set D&D is a form of nerdrotica.
nerdrotica by ErickB February 17, 2008

Nerdist Colony 

Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.
Craig: Um... dude, why are you dressed as Spock?

Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?

Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*
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