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neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person
Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!
by matB August 17, 2006
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head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.
"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."
by erik, just erik March 17, 2008
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head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.
"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."
by erik, just erik March 10, 2008
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Head or Neck?

The lamest game ever made,mostly played by lame teenagers with no life.You stick out your hand in a circle,get someone to look at it,and if they do it gives you permission to hit them on they're head or neck?
guy1:*points to floor*"Hey,dude,is that yours?"
guy2:"what?"*looks at dude's hand*
guy1:"head or neck?"
i know lame right?!
by gabi jackson April 11, 2010
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009
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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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