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when a man jerks off in his clothes, he has pulled a neasham.
Wow! Bro i pulled a neasham last night!
neasham by georgettethe3rd February 5, 2018
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Neshaminy Mall 

Mall located in Bensalem Pennsylvania. May indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. Every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/'prostitots.' Also, Neshaminy Mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)
Jodie: I went to Neshaminy Mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!
Neshaminy Mall by prettyinpink March 18, 2005
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The MOST amazing girl In the world!! She has a smile that is contagious, and It's so Beautiful. She is very selfless, and Is the type of person that would go out of her way to help you. She is VERRRYY sarcastic ;) her sense of humor will have you in stitches! and she stands up for what she believes in. She is brutally honest. Don't get on her bad side, not someone you want as an enemy! She is very INDEPENDENT and really smart! She is genuinely a good person! She is the type of girl you would want to bring home to your mom, but don't let her fool you...She is a party animal that knows how to get down! She Is very competitive and down to earth. She enjoys simple things like enjoying the outdoors in nature. She is One of a kind!
Amazing gorgeous smart wife-material Neasha
Neasha by thetruthteller12345 June 19, 2013

Neshaminy 

The people slamming Nesh are idiots or liars. So here's the correct defintion in this paragraph for u to read. I'm a Council Rock North graduate, but have met many Neshaminy kids. Usually I met them at high school parties. People are not tools, freaks, preps bums and pricks. It is a good, blue ribbon high school. Most students think they should call out bullying in the hallways. The football team is looked up to as they have a Clemson like team which won many county titles. @mrslap claimed people kiss their ass, but he spelled clique as click. The teachers are good and the students are not a bunch of spoiled kids even though their families are rich enough to have a BMW. The thing I want to bring forward is u don't judge everyone from a high school just because some kids there are lame. This is the equivalent of judging all US citizens as malevolent cuz u know about Donald Rumsfeld. So that's my definition of the good Neshaminy high school.
The high school Neshaminy is centered in Langhorne, PA. It has kids from Langhorne, Penndel, northwest Levvittown, Hulmeville, Feasterville and Trevose. The people are cool. Most of the people are good people who would help ur elderly grandmom walk down the street. I have respect for the school. Ciao, my friends.
Neshaminy by Fabulous Max August 18, 2017

neshaminy mall 

neshaminy mall back in the day was a place where a bunch of kids could get together and smoke pot all day. Now, it is over come with 12 year olds who dont where clothes so they can try and score 18 year olds, who will let them score them.
That girl is 12 ill probably have sex with her even though im 43, because its neshaminy mall
neshaminy mall by former mall rat November 4, 2008
Soul (Literal meaning in Hebrew), a nickname for a close person (Sometimes used sarcastically)
-"hey there, I bought you a falafel"
-"oh thanks! You're such a neshama!"

(girls bumps into another girl)
-"neshama please, watch where you're going"
neshama by Michshelly December 20, 2017
Neshama is a a girl that's very hyper active and short
Hey look is a neshama she's short
Neshama by Peedshfjshhh October 18, 2022
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