nearbs

red headed, cocky, piece of shit. that takes gym to serious

nearbs a kid in ur school that nobody likes.

by dell no-linear May 30, 2008

Nearasmakesnodifference

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010

Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."

by bunn28 January 4, 2010

Nearbound

Teaming up with companies who already have trust and influence with your target market. It's a way of getting introduced to a new set of customers by companies that already sell to them.

You need to use a nearbound strategy to get in front of more customers, faster.

by PartnerHacker March 2, 2023

nearbour

Someone who lives near, but not next to you. (Australian spelling)

"Does Tiffany live in your area?"

"Yeah, she's my nearbour.

by Glenn Pardy June 9, 2005

Nearsighted Gynecologist

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018

Add Nearby

When you see someone hot and they think you are hot too. So you go on Snapchat and click Add Nearby because you are too scared to ask for their Snapchat.

Marcia: Wow, look at that guy. He is so hot . I'm too scared to ask for his Snapchat
Brandi: Just go on Add Nearby, god.

by enchanted_c0tt0ncandy April 27, 2016