As opposed to a blind date
, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date
is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date
than a blind date
"That's the last nearsighted date
I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date
last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
The declaration that you will deliberately not watch something on television. As if you had a DVR that would avoid recording shows of dubious merit or that just plain stink.
"Dude, 'Dancing With the Stars Vs. Food' is on tonight."
"Yeah, I think I'll negativo
Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship
"This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini
"I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini