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Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.
John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."
naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

nytimesplaining

Explanations presented in New York newspapers about current trending happenings where fact are distorted and misrepresent. Readers could compare this "Fake News".
Today a NY newspaper presented an article nytimesplaining a current happening in Washington DC and it was full of confusing distorted non factual information.

Sheila's Naptime 

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok
Sheila's Naptime by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

nartimean 

Abbreviated, usually due to the speakers accent, of "Do you know what I mean?", as a statement to end a conversation, rather than start one. A rhetorical question. Used as a statement of agreement.

Used almost identically to nartimsayin and similarly to yougetme.
"The weather's whack today, man..."
"Nartimean!?"
nartimean by Keenooooo May 28, 2006

special naptime 

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.
"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."
special naptime by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023
Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.
"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"
Naptime by Barry G. September 8, 2004