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Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.
John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."
naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

nytimesplaining

Explanations presented in New York newspapers about current trending happenings where fact are distorted and misrepresent. Readers could compare this "Fake News".
Today a NY newspaper presented an article nytimesplaining a current happening in Washington DC and it was full of confusing distorted non factual information.

Sheila's Naptime 

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok
Sheila's Naptime by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

nartimean 

Abbreviated, usually due to the speakers accent, of "Do you know what I mean?", as a statement to end a conversation, rather than start one. A rhetorical question. Used as a statement of agreement.

Used almost identically to nartimsayin and similarly to yougetme.
"The weather's whack today, man..."
"Nartimean!?"
nartimean by Keenooooo May 28, 2006

special naptime 

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.
"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."
special naptime by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023
Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.
"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"
Naptime by Barry G. September 8, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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