naytime

A slightly undefinable amount of time that is less than anytime but more frequent than sometimes.

"How often do you visit your parents?"

"About every naytime or so"

by a.lish July 8, 2014

naptime

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

nytimesplaining

Explanations presented in New York newspapers about current trending happenings where fact are distorted and misrepresent. Readers could compare this "Fake News".

Today a NY newspaper presented an article nytimesplaining a current happening in Washington DC and it was full of confusing distorted non factual information.

by Tired and Tortured January 27, 2018

Sheila's Naptime

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.

Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok

by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

nartimean

Abbreviated, usually due to the speakers accent, of "Do you know what I mean?", as a statement to end a conversation, rather than start one. A rhetorical question. Used as a statement of agreement.

Used almost identically to nartimsayin and similarly to yougetme.

"The weather's whack today, man..."
"Nartimean!?"

by Keenooooo May 28, 2006

special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.

"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."

by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004