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Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

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Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

Naptime by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Naptime

A code word for when two people have sex.

"Michael and Jamie are going to have naptime a lot when she gets to New York"

Naptime by Nadia Elise March 25, 2009

Naptime

When one is extremely tired and desperately needs sleep. The best time to go is during your math class.

John: "Hey bro i'm really dead today I could use a nap"
Mary: "Oh shit bro Algebra is next hour you can get naptime in then"
John: "Man you right Mary"

Naptime by HandyMandysMom November 30, 2017

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches

What my hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-olds playing mini softball and arguing in our hotel room during an extended mid-afternoon rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

naptime bitches by anonymous July 23, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026