naptime

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 08, 2004

Naptime

A code word for when two people have sex.

"Michael and Jamie are going to have naptime a lot when she gets to New York"

by Nadia Elise March 25, 2009

Sheila's Naptime

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.

Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok

by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.

"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."

by Katzenkuhman February 07, 2023

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022

naptime bitches

What my hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-olds playing mini softball and arguing in our hotel room during an extended mid-afternoon rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022