Nagigate

Having someone nag you while giving you directions. Usually while driving. Usually a wife.

We'll be there in a bit, I'm driving and my wife will nagigate the whole way.

My wife thought we were lost and nagigated until we finally parked.

Stop freakin' nagigating, I know where I'm going.

by grinningdog January 10, 2013

Nagigator

When a friend or spouse is supposed to help you with directions but, instead, constantly makes negative comments about your driving.

My wife was the nagigator on our trip to the beach.

by tswift56 July 6, 2009

Navigate the Windward Passage

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

nagivate

someone who is riding with you while your driving and keeps telling you how to fucking drive

That chick kept trying to nagivate so i pushed her out the door and backed over her head. and said "WOW ,looks like i got that right"

by tdogsdad January 18, 2009

To Navigate

1. A band
2. A song performed by the band "Keeping Ellis"

1. The band was keeping ellis, but then they broke up so some remaining members of the band formed one of their songs as their band name, hence "To navigate".
2. A KICK ASS SONG!!!

by Arley June 14, 2004

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

nagigator

When the co-pilot in a car is very annoying in the way in which they give directions.

person in passenger seat: Make a u-turn in 500 feet, and then take a left, and don't speed, you're going way too fast! Didn't you see that sign? Damn, you missed the turn, what's wrong with you?!

driver: Jeez, stop being such a nagigator..

by monkeyshort January 6, 2010