"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"
by AverageLaxer April 18, 2010
"Not a real person" ... used to describe somebody so outrageous their existence as a human being is questionable
by dmty9 January 20, 2011
(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
by super deely 2 April 17, 2011
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.
NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.
by kparian April 22, 2010
What my friend uses to explain any non varsity athlete at our school. Short for a Non Athletic Regular Peasant.
Athlete 1: Hey, did you talk to Sandra about the homework assignment?
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS
by Monkeyman 15515 November 08, 2017