An evil fuck who was a god before god was a thing. he spends his day torturing little sheeps, humiliating nerds, predicting the future and breaking farmer's hearts. His real name is nyarlathotep, but it's dumb so noone calls him that.
"Narlos, the destroyer of worlds, embodiement of hate and bringer of doom has stolen my sandwich"
by Totally not Gui January 2, 2020
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