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Narcosexual 

A person who is attracted sexually and romantically by a person who does drugs. The narcosexual isn't necessarily a junkie.
Stacy: Hey, look at that cute guy!
Ilinca: I dunno, he's not really my type... He looks pretty sober and bland.
Stacy: Ffs, Ilinca. You're such a narcosexual, ughh.
Narcosexual by Nutbust1234 November 19, 2019

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

narutosexual 

1. The exclusive sexual attraction to Uzumaki Naruto from the popular Japanese anime and manga, "Naruto," and nothing/no one else.

2. The exclusive sexual attraction to narutomaki, a Japanese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on Japanese noodles, such as ramen.
Example (#1) Uchiha Sasuke

Someone: "Hey, Sasuke, are you gay? Girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them."

Sasuke: "Nah, dude. I'm narutosexual."

Example (#2)

Person A: "Wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot."
Person B: "Bro, are you like, narutosexual?"
narutosexual by kireibishoujo November 9, 2017

noscosexual

Those who are sexually aroused by the act of learning, knowing, examining, or becoming aware of something new.
I had to take a break from my biology homework to masturbate! I am a true noscosexual!
noscosexual by Domme Danielle November 29, 2013

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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